Overdosed on food color. Feel like I dyed a little inside.

They met online. He said he lived in a gated community.

The tongue-twister champ got arrested. Police said he'll be given a tough sentence.

Gave up my career as a farmer. Guess I chose the wrong field.

Chemist from a Gulf Contry is, Alchemist.

We just turned the heating on in our new house. It's for the house warming party.

Just realized the chances of me becoming slim have become slim.

You stole all the limelight are you from Hogwatts?

Teslas are expensive because they charge a lot.

Protein powders are whey overpriced. Aren't they?

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